To AV or not to AV?

To AV or not to AV?Tis the question. As Britons take to the polls today, to vote whether or not AV (the alternative vote system) should be adopted; I was wondering how UK politics will change if Britain does decide to adopt the Alternative vote system.

Would it mean “extremists” or fringe parties like

the BNP, will finally get one step closer to sending immigrants home? Or will it mean nice parties like the Green party -grinning with teeth showing-will finally have an opportunity to replace trident with windfarms?

If AV is introduced, critics argue that coalition government will be a likely feature to UK politics, and and it got me thinking; What if the BNP and t

he Green Party did form a coalition? Would it mean the Green's compromising to the BNP, like the Liberal democrats did with their “necessary compromises”? Or could it mean the BNP finally accepting global warming as something that exists? Here are some Green-BNP coalition policy ideas I cooked up whilst procrastinating at the office.

*Green-BNP Coalition Agreement*

Article 1: We the coalition will hereby demand the

departure of all British citizens of ethnic minority origin back to their homeland, in order to reduce the UK's carbon emissions , and planting a t

ree for every ethnic minority who has left the country .

Article 2: We will commence withdrawal of British troops from Afghanistan and Iraq and re-locate them to fight the worlds largest carbon emissions produce i.e. America, China, Russia and any country that has 'stan' or someone called 'omar' living in that country.